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Pits Classic Man Relationship Advice
« on: November 13, 2017, 08:54:26 am »
Do you have problems in your relationship? Wife doesn't get your addiction to precious metals or maybe shes mad you bought her a silver eagle for her birthday? Well have no fear! Pit Bullion is here to help. Comment with your problem and our team of relationship experts will get on the case. With over 15 years of relationship experience with 100s of women you can trust we will get the spark back in your love life.

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Re: Pits Classic Man Relationship Advice
« Reply #1 on: November 13, 2017, 08:57:02 am »
😂😂😂😂 you still looking right?! 😁😂😜
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« Reply #2 on: November 13, 2017, 09:42:21 am »
Our first customer. I can see you dance around your issues by trying to be funny. This kind of behavior tells your significant other you are unsure of your self and have doubts. This can lead to her telling you no to future silver purchases. You must take hold and become more confident. Your stacking is at stake.
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« Reply #3 on: November 13, 2017, 09:59:59 am »
Tell me more oh wise one😏
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Re: Pits Classic Man Relationship Advice
« Reply #4 on: November 13, 2017, 10:03:49 am »
I truly think you require our premium service. Please send $999.99 to PitBullionLV@Gmail.com and sit by your phone and wait for my call.

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Re: Pits Classic Man Relationship Advice
« Reply #5 on: November 13, 2017, 10:39:32 am »
I have this friend who is married with a couple kids, he loves precious metals and candy while he hates crypto currencies and debt aka credit cards and greedy banksters. He tells me with all the work he does;the kids,helping out around the house with chores inside and all the outside ones,works full time, and keeps himself in incredible shape he doesn't get a whole lot of love for all the cool and creative things he can make and do. She sounds like a real ball breaker. How can I help .......my friend? Thank you Don.
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« Reply #6 on: November 13, 2017, 03:21:38 pm »
6lbs 7oz of swinging death!! Bahahahahahahahaha!!!! I'm sure the Don can help you... I mean your friend, with your... I mean his problem. Good luck! :)

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« Reply #7 on: November 13, 2017, 06:18:46 pm »
My friend is always in need of help. Some would say he is worthless as tits on a boar pig!
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Re: Pits Classic Man Relationship Advice
« Reply #8 on: November 14, 2017, 03:25:44 pm »
I have this friend who is married with a couple kids, he loves precious metals and candy while he hates crypto currencies and debt aka credit cards and greedy banksters. He tells me with all the work he does;the kids,helping out around the house with chores inside and all the outside ones,works full time, and keeps himself in incredible shape he doesn't get a whole lot of love for all the cool and creative things he can make and do. She sounds like a real ball breaker. How can I help .......my friend? Thank you Don.
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In tough situations like this we like to use psychology. It is apparent she has broken this man into doing all her womanly chores. We see this all the time and we have a sure fire solution to his problem. You see woman hate when men don't do things right and as over achieving is good in most aspects of life in relationships it can get you into trouble as your significant other will use this to there advantage and make you do everything. What your friend needs to do is start doing things half ass. Here are some tips.
Dishes: only wash them half way. Make sure they are still notcibaly dirty.
Laundry: never do it and avoid putting the laundry in the hamper at all costs. Putting it on the floor around the hamper will further daze your opponent.
Kids: lose one in the grocery store and she will never trust you alone with them again.
 As for the love making we have a 2 minute video that will cover everything a man needs to know.

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Re: Pits Classic Man Relationship Advice
« Reply #9 on: November 14, 2017, 03:53:57 pm »
Wow! You really are good Dr. Don! Most wise, like a Jedi master! This is brilliant advice! 

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Re: Pits Classic Man Relationship Advice
« Reply #10 on: November 14, 2017, 04:38:53 pm »
This is DixieSilvergirl being a a female for my whole life and married for over 27 here is my ladies point of view: skip headache and get a new girl that likes Metal!!!!
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Re: Pits Classic Man Relationship Advice
« Reply #11 on: November 14, 2017, 07:02:16 pm »
This is DixieSilvergirl being a a female for my whole life and married for over 27 here is my ladies point of view: skip headache and get a new girl that likes Metal!!!u!
This is also good advice. But finding such woman are few and far unfortunately.

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Re: Pits Classic Man Relationship Advice
« Reply #12 on: November 15, 2017, 08:09:26 am »
Wow that is the best advice I have ever heard. I think I can, I mean he can handle that advice. It is getting cold up here and I might have to wait to find the new chick that loves metal for the summer!! Lol
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Re: Pits Classic Man Relationship Advice
« Reply #13 on: November 15, 2017, 08:11:30 am »
Yes with winter coming it may be best to wait for spring LOL
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Re: Pits Classic Man Relationship Advice
« Reply #14 on: November 16, 2017, 05:55:41 pm »
I know a lady that has been in the garage melting and working on silver while her man was in the house and was watching TV, YouTube and chatting with friends for over a month now  ;D. It would have been rude of that fellow to half ass wash dishes and throw clothes about and create more work for her. Lucky for her he doesn't do that but he does snore. How can she stop him from snoring? Any ideas?  :)